Speechless 1&2

A Chimezie Emelionwu Production Presents 

Rating:

When Audrey pulls her boyfriend into her life, not only does hers fall apart. But their relationship is tested with many unfortunate circumstances.
Genre: Drama, Suspense, Romance
Directed By: KenSteve Anuka
Written By: Chris Ahencorah
© 2011

Cast

Nadia Buari
Audrey




Artus Frank
Ken

Martha Ankomah
Gizel

George Dickman
Alvin


Kalsoume Sinare
Mum

Give Me a second, while i cry and bleed in tears for the hours of my life wasted on this film. I do not even kow where to start from: The bad plot, the horrible script, or the terrible actors. When i read the summary of this movie, it did not seem like such a bad movie, but of course to my suprise the movie was nothing like the summary. Absolutely different. I do not even think that there was a way ayone could describe what went on in this movie. They did get one thing right though, the title. Throughout this movie, i was speechless...speechless that such nonsense could be produced.

Breaking it Down!

Actors:

Nadia Buari:
I hear she is taking acting classes abroad, so i hope and pray that i will see results. The girl is dull, no emotion, no action. She does not capture attention on the screen. I spend more time wondering what she has tattooed on her back than i do watching her acting. I give her 1.5 of 5 stars.
Artus Frank:
This man must really love his job because he grazes almost all the covers i see in my vendor's store. The only problem with him loving his job so much is the fact that he is not so great at it. Why am i even buttering it up. Artus Frank is a horrible actor. If you see him, and a cast that cannot make up for the rubbish he will graze your screen with, pick up your slippers and run. I give him .5 of 5stars.
Martha Ankomah:
Why? That's what i want to know. Why did she decide to act. WHY?
George Dickman:
Just one Question; Who the Fck (Pardon my French) let him into the industry?

Audio:
The audio was in and out. Sometimes i could here what they were saying, sometimes i could not.
Visual:
It was nice and clear, probably why it earned one-fourth of that half star i gave the movie.
Costume/Make-up:
Who dressed them?
Casting:
Who ever cast for this movie, did a horrible job. Not only were the combination of main actors a disastrous comibination, all the extras were terrible. As in stomach cringing terrible.

Drama: 
The whole drama begins with Nadia's family and then follows through into Artus' family. The script had no sense of direction at all. None of the ideas were developed at all. It was so rushed that the ending of the movie was a narrative and was wrapped up in 3 minutes. Nothing flowed, it was veery choppy.
Romance:
I would not even call it romantic at all, they were no awww moments or even a spark between Nadia and Artus.
Suspense:
There was suspense as the audience tries to figure out what is going on. Why Nadia is acting strange? Or what happened to Artus' Parents? But none of them are chair gripping.

Memorable Quotes:
"I'm Alivin, cool but deadly. You can't grab me by the balls." What a corny and lame phrase.
"You are the most beautiful black woman i've ever met" So she doesn't compare to the white ones?

Favorite Scene:
So there is a scene where a character gets killed. As he approaches his killer, the armed robber pulls out a gun and shoots him down. Now the only problem with this is the fact that we still need to work on our gunshots. First the sounding was off and there were stars shooting from his gun. I bow my head in shame at the visual effects.

Would I recommend it?
HELL NO! Do not watch this movie, it has no weight to it. it is neither interesting nor are the actors appealing. I also heard that they remade the movie into another film using the same characters but attempting to make it better. It is titled Game of Roses. I wonder if it is better.